WHAT FLOWER ARE YOU?

(Because self-awareness is important… and so are petals.)

 Question 1:

Your friends describe you as…

A. A walking to-do list with great hair

B. The one who turns brunch into an event

C. Sunshine, but occasionally unhinged

D. Calm, collected, and quietly chaotic

E. Glamorous, mysterious, and mildly intimidating

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 Question 2:

Your ideal Friday night looks like…

A. Colour-coding your wardrobe (again)

B. A dinner party that accidentally becomes karaoke

C. Dancing in your kitchen with a glass of wine

D. Netflix, candles, and pretending to “rest”

E. Champagne, silk robe, no regrets

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 Question 3:

Pick your pet peeve:

A. People who don’t RSVP

B. Beige personalities

C. Slow walkers

D. Messy vibes (emotional or literal)

E. Poor lighting

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 Question 4:

What’s your go-to compliment?

A. “You’re so put together.”

B. “You’re extra - in the best way.”

C. “You make everything feel lighter.”

D. “You’re so calming to be around.”

E. “You have main character energy.”

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 Question 5:

Your dream bouquet is…

A. Neat, classic, perfectly arranged - like your life (mostly)

B. Big, bold, and probably blocking someone’s view

C. Wild, colourful, and impossible to contain

D. Soft, fragrant, and elegantly effortless

E. Glossy, sculptural, and slightly suggestive

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 Question 6:

Pick your motto:

A. “If I didn’t write it down, it didn’t happen.”

B. “Too much? Never heard of her.”

C. “Everything’s fine! (It’s not.)”

D. “Vibes first, details later.”

E. “If it’s not dramatic, I don’t want it.”

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 Question 7:

Your coffee order says:

A. Flat white - reliable, organised, sensible

B. Oat latte with glitter (if possible)

C. Iced whatever - we’re just here for the serotonin

D. Herbal tea - but make it aesthetic

E. Espresso martini - it’s 10 a.m., who cares

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Question 8:

You enter a room and…

A. Fix what’s crooked, then smile politely

B. Make an entrance - always

C. Trip a little, laugh a lot, own it

D. Blend in but still look expensive

E. Leave people wondering what your story is

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Results

Mostly A’s - The Stock

Elegant, reliable, and the glue that holds it all together. You’re calm under pressure and smell better than everyone else.

Mostly B’s - The Dahlia

Bold, brilliant, and a little bit extra. You don’t follow trends — you are one.

Mostly C’s - The Matricaria

Sunshine wrapped in chaos. You bring laughter, warmth, and mild concern to every situation.

Mostly D’s - The Hyacinth

Soft-spoken and secretly deep. You radiate calm energy that makes everyone else want to slow down (and buy matching linens).

Mostly E’s - The Anthurium

Glossy, striking, and maybe a little scandalous. You’re not for everyone — and that’s your power.

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Now that you’ve found your floral alter-ego…Share your result by tagging @emilybloom_za!